« radio |
home
| dad »
Sunday, 7 August 05 ::
dear
dear yakima,
there is no fit list on your website like everyone says. oh, and btw, i don't have a dsl modem right now, so i'm on dial-up.. your website isn't friendly to dial-up users. oh, and i've been a loyal yakima rack user for exactly 1/2 my life (16 years).. up till now. your racks are now a royal pain in the ass. next system i get will be thule.
---
dear as,
we are no longer friends. i'm sorry, but i'm not friends to manipulative bitches.
---
dear tv news anchor,
why did you have to say that the man who killed that poor college student suffers from bipolar disorder? there are millions and millions of people who suffer from bipolar disorder who do not kill people. in fact there are millions and millions of us out there who suffer from all kinds of mental illness and we do not kill people. if i happen to see you and smack you because of your awful reporting, please do not mention that i have depression.. because the reason i smacked you was not because i have depression, but because you are an idiot.
---
dear ps,
you will be governor. and i can't wait to be a ph.d. student at georgia and have you and kl visit me... not only cause i adore both of you and want to become better friends with y'all, but also so i can introduce my friend ps to all my professors, and say, oh yeah, btw, he's also the governor of oregon.
---
dear dad,
how's the radiation treatment going? i'm gonna order some cancer sucks buttons, do you want one? or 2?
---
dear sb,
it will all work out. i love you, and have missed you this summer. i'm glad you feel the same. i'll try to be around more for you and jtb.
---
dear mc,
i still love you, no matter what happens between you and sb. and btw, i'm honored to call you mentor. as should be terribly grateful that you are working with her, she's got a hell of a lot to learn from you. don't sell yourself short.
---
dear jtb,
i love you. in all your being you bring me joy, even when you are being a pain in the ass.. in those moments i have joy in learning patience... with very willful 7 nearly 8 year-olds.
---
dear lisa,
the radio interview went great. thanks for asking. how are you?
---
sincerly, hatefully yours, not so sincerly yours, your friend, love, love, love, love,
mbr, b, mbr, b, me, me, me, me.
posted by brooke at August 7, 2005 01:11 AM
B -
You crack me up.
Going well
2 is fine.
love
H
posted by: H at August 8, 2005 06:39 AM
